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Patient drives 14 mph over the posted limit on every road and explains, when challenged, that they are 'just going with the flow.' The flow, in patient's vehicle, consists of exclusively patient. Has used this defense to a state trooper. The state trooper was not moved.
Permanent. The flow, apparently, is them.
Untreatable. The ticket was paid without reflection.
Patients with Terminal 'Flow of Traffic' Philosophy typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal 'Flow of Traffic' Philosophy is a terminal behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Fluentia publica defensiva — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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