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Patient cannot enter a moving vehicle without immediate, non-negotiable access to the aux cable. Will not release it. Has ruined a friend's birthday over a genre dispute.
Permanent. The playlist is curated for an audience of one.
None. A request for a song is treated as a challenge.
Patients with Severe Playlist-Control Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Playlist-Control Disorder is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Auxilius authoritas absolutus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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