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Severe Personal Brand Psychosis

UNTREATABLE.COM Institute of Incurable Conditions
SEVERE
Diagnosis
Severe Personal Brand Psychosis
Marca individualis totale
Clinical description

Patient cannot enjoy a meal, sunset, or conversation without calculating its thumbnail potential. A friend's wedding is, primarily, content.

Prognosis

The brand is the person now.

Recommended treatment

None. Private experiences are considered a waste.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Severe Personal Brand Psychosis typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Severe Personal Brand Psychosis belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.

Under its Latin label Marca individualis totale, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.

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