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Patient owns 47 blind-box figurines clipped to a handbag worth less than the figurines. Presents with a persistent low-grade thousand-yard stare.
Each release worsens condition.
None. Duplicate pulls are traded, never resold.
Patients with Severe Labubu Dependency typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Severe Labubu Dependency present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Monstrum plasticus collectio, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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