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Severe Helicopter-Parent Fatigue

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SEVERE
Diagnosis
Severe Helicopter-Parent Fatigue
Vigilantia parentalis excessiva
Clinical description

Parent tracks adult child's GPS, reviews their homework, and attends their college-choice meetings. The child is 29. The vigilance has never lifted.

Prognosis

Will follow to grave.

Recommended treatment

None. 'It's called caring.'

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Common symptoms

Patients with Severe Helicopter-Parent Fatigue typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Severe Helicopter-Parent Fatigue β€” a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Vigilantia parentalis excessiva. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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