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Chronic Empty-Nest Denial

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Diagnosis
Chronic Empty-Nest Denial
Nidus vacuus denegatio
Clinical description

The children have moved out. Parent has redecorated the same room three times. A sign on the door still reads the child's name. New hobbies have not stuck.

Prognosis

Bedroom will remain untouched.

Recommended treatment

None. Each holiday extends the grief.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Empty-Nest Denial typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Empty-Nest Denial belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.

Under its Latin label Nidus vacuus denegatio, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.

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