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Patient films every drive-through interaction for TikTok review purposes. Has a running series called 'Drive-Thru Diaries.' Asks the worker their name. Rates the fry temperature on a five-point scale. The employee did not consent to the series. The order is wrong. Patient has included this in the review.
Chronic. Each fast-food chain now has a ranked entry.
Untreatable. The camera light is on before the speaker is reached.
Patients with Severe Drive-Through Review Culture typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Severe Drive-Through Review Culture — a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Indicium fenestrae post-gustum. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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