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Patient watched a Jennifer Garner movie and decided to implement a 'Yes Day' for their kids. By 11 AM, they have agreed to: slime, a trampoline park, cereal for lunch, staying up past bedtime, and buying a snake. The snake is on hold. The trampoline park is already booked. It is only Saturday.
Chronic. The precedent is now set.
Untreatable. The kids remember. They remember everything.
Patients with Pathological 'Yes Day' Exhaustion typically present with some or all of the following:
Pathological 'Yes Day' Exhaustion was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Affirmatio totalis fatigatio — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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