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Patient has begun every sentence for 6 months with 'so, here's the thing.' Voice has dropped 1.2 octaves without consent.
Permanent. Cadence now irreversible.
None. Stop recording will not be possible.
Patients with Pathological Podcast-Bro Voice typically present with some or all of the following:
Pathological Podcast-Bro Voice belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Joganus Roganus subtonus, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
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