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Patient approaches a crosswalk with a clearly waiting pedestrian and does not stop. Slows slightly. Makes eye contact. Rolls through at 9 mph. The pedestrian has now been standing for three cycles. Patient considers the eye contact their contribution to the interaction.
Chronic. The mild eye contact is, apparently, chivalry.
None. Actual stopping has not occurred in years.
Patients with Pathological Crosswalk Coast typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Pathological Crosswalk Coast — a pathological condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Transitus pedestris neglectus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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