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Patient promises themselves: next Monday they start. New habit, new routine, new self. Monday arrives. Life continues unchanged. Next Monday is now.
Mondays will not help.
None. A Monday that falls on a holiday creates a 10-day delay.
Patients with Chronic Wait-for-Monday Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Wait-for-Monday Syndrome is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Initium eterna sabbatum — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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