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Patient has written 'I am a millionaire' 47 times in their Notes app. Checking balance: $314.17. Believes the universe is 'testing them.'
Terminal to pragmatism.
None. The vision board has been updated.
Patients with Advanced Notes-App Manifestation typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Advanced Notes-App Manifestation present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Journalis delusionaris positiva, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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