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Patient subscribes to 47 podcasts. Listens to 2. The other 45 accumulate in the queue. Guilt increases with episode count.
The backlog will continue to grow.
None. Listening at 2x did not help.
Patients with Chronic Podcast-Backlog Guilt typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Podcast-Backlog Guilt present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Audiopodus culpa perpetua, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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