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Patient has filmed 31 reels about products she finished. The reels are 4 minutes each. She did not finish the products — she repurposed them.
Permanent. The audience for empties reels is inexplicably inexhaustible.
None. Retailer brand reps are now DMing.
Patients with Chronic Empties-Reel Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Empties-Reel Syndrome belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Vasa vacua videographia compulsiva, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.