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Patient, when asked who they are or what they want, answers 'idk just vibes lol.' Has said this at job interviews. Has said this to a therapist. Has said this to themselves, sincerely, at 3 AM. The vibes, ostensibly, are a framework. The framework, in practice, is a fog.
Chronic. Specificity feels like commitment.
None. The vibes have evaded capture for years.
Patients with Chronic Just-Vibes Identity Collapse typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Just-Vibes Identity Collapse present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Identitas nebulosa modernissima, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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