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Patient is in four WhatsApp groups for their child's second-grade class: the main parent chat, a dads' sub-chat they did not ask to join, a 'just the girls' breakaway chat, and a chat for the three parents organizing the teacher gift. Has responded to 847 messages this month. Has muted and unmuted each chat eleven times.
Chronic. A new chat forms with every field trip.
None. Leaving a chat is, socially, a declaration.
Patients with Acute WhatsApp Class Chat Over-Participation typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute WhatsApp Class Chat Over-Participation was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Coniunctio digitalis classis obsessiva — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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