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Patient's 4-year-old ate mushroom risotto on Tuesday and described it as 'the best thing ever.' On Wednesday, the same risotto was rejected because 'it has green in it.' There is no green in the risotto. Patient has now eliminated green visuals from the next four meals. The child has requested broccoli.
Chronic. The rules change daily and without announcement.
None. A Bluey-themed plate has been ordered as a Hail Mary.
Patients with Acute Kid-Food Acceptance Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Acute Kid-Food Acceptance Disorder — an acute condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Cibatio infantis gustus inexplicabilis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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