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Acute Chosen One Disorder

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ACUTE
Diagnosis
Acute Chosen One Disorder
Destinatus specialis pendens
Clinical description

Patient is certain a transformative opportunity is arriving any day now. Has been certain for 14 years. Has not applied for anything in 11.

Prognosis

The moment is always next quarter.

Recommended treatment

None. Destiny is a full-time job.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Acute Chosen One Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Acute Chosen One Disorder — an acute condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Destinatus specialis pendens. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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