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| Dosage | One (1) recently-noticed observation kept unposted for 72 hours before sharing on any professional social platform |
| Frequency | Per LinkedIn-post impulse |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | 0 — the observation is not, apparently, improved by being reposted |
The Institute dispenses Observatio Taciturna for:
Observatio Taciturna is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Observation, quietly held — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.