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Patient has not witnessed their natural hair since an unspecified pandemic. Structural integrity of current hairstyle is now 62% aerosol.
Continues indefinitely. Actual washing is considered a lifestyle threat.
None. Removing the can triggers withdrawal.
Patients with Severe Dry-Shampoo Dependency typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Dry-Shampoo Dependency is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Batiste vitae sustentaculum — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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