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Patient, at 28 weeks pregnant, has spent 47 hours curating a BabyList registry across seven brands. Has read three comparative reviews of every wipe warmer on the market. The baby will not need a wipe warmer. Every friend has said this. Patient has added the wipe warmer, removed it, added it again.
Chronic. Deteriorates in the third trimester.
None. The wipe warmer is, currently, on the list.
Patients with Severe Baby-Shower Registry Anxiety typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Baby-Shower Registry Anxiety is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Index infantis horror eternal — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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