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Chronic Guilt-Trip Parent Syndrome

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Guilt-Trip Parent Syndrome
Culpa maternalis invoicia
Clinical description

Parent specializes in emotional invoices. Has reminded patient of a 2007 forgotten birthday card 19 times. Sighs with surgical precision.

Prognosis

Will outlast the patient.

Recommended treatment

None. Apologies are banked, not cashed.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Guilt-Trip Parent Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Chronic Guilt-Trip Parent Syndrome was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.

The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Culpa maternalis invoicia β€” fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.

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