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Chronic Autocorrect-Identity Drift

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CHRONIC
Diagnosis
Chronic Autocorrect-Identity Drift
Scribus artificialis personalis
Clinical description

Patient has gradually adopted the phrases their phone suggested over the ones they meant. 'Sounds great' has replaced every genuine response. The real thought is no longer archived.

Prognosis

The phone is now the personality.

Recommended treatment

None. Turning it off produced 14 typos and a panic.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Chronic Autocorrect-Identity Drift typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Autocorrect-Identity Drift β€” a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Scribus artificialis personalis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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