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Patient's mini-fridge, containing $340 of serums, has stopped humming. She is now crying. The main fridge is considered 'chaotic' and unsuitable.
Temporary. A replacement mini-fridge is on Amazon Prime.
Emergency purchase. Deliver by 7 PM or the routine collapses.
Patients with Acute 'My Skincare Fridge Is Broken' Panic typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute 'My Skincare Fridge Is Broken' Panic was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Refrigeratorium cosmeticum crisis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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