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Patient cannot complete a sentence without injecting 'ohio,' 'gyatt,' or a reference to a toilet. Adults have begun avoiding eye contact.
Terminal by age 14. Symptoms outlive the meme.
None. The brainrot is the patient now.
Patients with Severe Skibidi Brainrot typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Severe Skibidi Brainrot present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Cerebrum decompositio internetus, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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