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Mom cannot recall a single argument she has ever started. Can, however, recall every sharp word patient has ever said, including one from a car ride in 2011.
Permanent. The archive is one-sided by design.
None. Bringing receipts is considered disrespectful.
Patients with Chronic Selective-Memory Mom Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Selective-Memory Mom Syndrome — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Memoria materna convenienta. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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